Texas Leaguer

bjerk:

can’t let the people’s elbow get dirty

mlb:

Survival of the fittest.

Why did he out his head on it tho….

mlb:

Survival of the fittest.

Why did he out his head on it tho….

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

How many watermelons have you destroyed

Kobe using that trophy as a gear shift

Kobe using that trophy as a gear shift

krystl-meth:

clarknokent:

thatonechick42:

littlecupcakenymph:

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Oh.My.God. 

There ARE ACTUAL REAL MEN OUT THERE??!

THAT RESPECT WOMEN?

THAT ACCEPT “no” FOR AN ANSWER?

What.is.happening.

Quick, reblog this everywhere so we can learn and grow as a species!

Exactly the type of response guys should give when girls say no to anything, from dates-to sex.

RARE!

but he still asked you to trade pics tho…

uglyrenaissancebabies:

Alright, I’m not saying that this baby is going down on a goat, but I’m not NOT saying it, either.

uglyrenaissancebabies:

Alright, I’m not saying that this baby is going down on a goat, but I’m not NOT saying it, either.

piercethedvick:

literallysame:

consultinghobbitofgallifrey:

So we saw Dylan and cole sprouse in the airport and we were to scared to say hi and I tried to take a video af them but he took a video of us. Reblog so Dylan sees

you’re probably gonna be on cole’s instagram congrats

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omfg the noise you made

Damn he’s fast

crucialpizza:

nbcnews:

Military scientists create pizza that lasts for three years
(Photo: Steven Senne / AP)
It’s not exactly fresh. But this pizza will probably be a big hit with soldiers in the U.S. military.
Continue reading

Joke’s on the military scientists who think that anyone can resist eating available pizza for more than three days.

'Bout to go to costco and buy 1,000 of them bitches

crucialpizza:

nbcnews:

Military scientists create pizza that lasts for three years

(Photo: Steven Senne / AP)

It’s not exactly fresh. But this pizza will probably be a big hit with soldiers in the U.S. military.

Continue reading

Joke’s on the military scientists who think that anyone can resist eating available pizza for more than three days.

'Bout to go to costco and buy 1,000 of them bitches

ffuckyeahfrederick:

6 for you giancarlo u go giancarlo

AND NONE FOR YASIEL PUIG BYE

daydreamradio:

My family is no longer allowed to play Wii bowling.


Guests come over: “hey what happened to your wall?”"Wii don’t talk about that"

daydreamradio:

My family is no longer allowed to play Wii bowling.

Guests come over: “hey what happened to your wall?”

"Wii don’t talk about that"